Rules for eating M&Ms

I just wanted to document the rules for eating M&Ms. Follow these simple rules for maximum pleasure:

1. Grab a handful of M&Ms and inspect them carefully.
2. First thing you do is sort them by color then eat the brown M&Ms. Brown doesn't qualify as a color.
3. Next, you choose the color with the fewest number of M&Ms. Eat those next. In case of a tie, choose the color alphabetically.
4. Repeat step 3 until you're left with just one color.
5. Finally, eat the remaining M&Ms.

I plotted my results over the past year with Microsoft Excel. Green came up 34% of the time...Blue was 27%...Orange was 22%...Yellow was 12%...and Red was last at 5%.

Cheers!